Friday, May 13, 2011

Warning! Chocking Hazard - Do Not Eat It

Matthew is now three years old and is starting to behave like one too. I don't know if it is me, but he showed some changes right on his birthday. On the day of his big day we went out for a small lunch. During the lunch Matthew was acting like a little man, no more booster chair, sitting on his own chair and enjoying his meal. With a little shyness on his face went up to the server in the kitchen area and asked for 'after lunch treat' - the ice cream.

I also noticed that Matthew wants to read and is very curious what is written everywhere. 'What does it say here?' - he would ask. Couple of days ago we walked to our local supermarket. It is about 1 km walk one way. It is a nice walk through the park and little trail. I nice walk full of nature's surprises.

At the store Matthew got himself another figurine - The Iron Man 2 Mark V, the one with the suitcase. He is always so fascinated when in the movie Tony Stark's iron man suite in the suite case morphs into the Iron Man. I also bought him a bun to munch going home.

At some point, out of blue Matthew grabs with both hands nice green grass. Okay I thought he will fill up his pockets again, no he started to eat it. 'Oh Matthew, spit it out, spit it out' - I yelled. 'Phew' - luckily at the same time he was eating a bun. The soccer field grass is usually sprayed and full of chemicals. 'No eating grass' - I said firmly. Then going up the hill, he started to reach out for the tree with a smile on his face. 'No eating trees either' - I said it again.

I will check with the doctor, may be there is something like 'green pigment deficiency' or simply he is still teething, which is true.

As the journey continued, he took the Iron Man toy from me and tried to read what was written on the packaging. 'What does it say here?' - he asked. 'WARNING CHOCKING HAZARD' - I read. 'In other words, do not eat the iron man?' - I explained. 'WARNING DO NOT EAT THE IRON MAN' - Matthew repeated. 'Well, warning also could be for DO NOT EAT GRASS OR TREES' - I continued. Matthew laughed, but understood.

Last night we were going out. As daddy was strapping Matthew into the car seat, I tried to test his knowledge and to see if he remembered the WARNING word. I pointed on the WARNING word in the car, 'Matthew can you read this?' Matthew looked closely, thought about it and replied - 'WARNING DO NOT EAT THE CAR'.

9 comments:

  1. Remember the leather mask they made Hannibal Lecter wear in "Silence of the Lambs"? VERY useful thing. ;->

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  2. Oh My Goodness...

    "Warning Do Not Eat The Car" absolutely perfect !

    cheers, parsnip

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  3. Anna,

    Happy 3rd birthday to your little man!He is so cute and looks so healthy and wonderful!
    Thank you for your kind comment and thanks for sharing bits of Matthew's beautiful world with us. "Warning do not eat the car" - this made me laugh so hard.
    Hugs your way!

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  4. Hey Anna,

    LOL LOL "do not eat the car" is hilarious! Matthew is one funny little man.

    His eating things is his way of experiencing, I suppose.

    Cute tale and thanks for sharing :D. I can tell you are having fun, girl ;).

    Cheers

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  5. Warning do not eat the car sounds like something I would say :-)

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  6. lol! He entertain us here :)

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And now lets hear your blobbing, lol!