Monday, October 27, 2008

Intercom Button Please Press For Assistance

Its been long time since I visited my very own story blob blog. To get myself going, I am just going to rumble about something, like about the intercom button in the gas station.

Matthew my baby is now old enough, almost 6 months, to follow sleep in the car. Before, when he was hungry and we stopped on the red light, Matthew would burst into this very loud cry and then slowly quite down as we started to move. And to our luck, we would get many many red lights. Well few days ago, as we were driving home, he finally followed asleep as we entered our subdivision, oh well don't want to wake him up, so lets drive around. First stop, we got Iced Cappuccino from Tim Horton's coffee place, and then we drove to get lately cheap gas - Matthew continued to sleep, oh how nice.

So here I am in a happy mood. As my husband is filling up the gas, I look over my shoulder and I see this nice green Intercom button. I opened door and asked him politely, can you press this button. He laughs. I said why are you laughing, come on, press this button. He asks why? Oh just for fun - I replied. Well, my husband will not pull any crazy prank like that, but I told him one day I will, and I will run, and he will have to deal with the clerk, lol.

Driving home now. I asked him, why were you afraid to press this button. No reply. Okay, am I the only one here in a good mood. I asked again, what would you do then if I pressed it for you and you had no choice but to answer. He silently laughed. Then, I will tell you what I would say:

- 'I am making sure this button works, sorry for the inconvenience'
- 'Sorry, no speak English'
- 'Sorry, I don't have my glasses, I thought that this was a print receipt button'
- 'Sorry, I thought I need your assistance, but I think I am fine now'
- 'Can you get me cup of coffee?'
- 'This button is in a wrong place, I tried to press car wash button'
- 'Oh man you scared me! You are too loud man! What do you want?'
- 'Please get off this line, I am trying to call my mother'

And you are next, what would you say? I need some good laughs.

6 comments:

  1. Hey Anna,

    LOL LOL LOL...those would be great excuse lines!

    Hmmm what would I say? Let me see:

    1- Can I get a MCchicken and a strawberry milkshake, please? [this is not McDonald's, mam?] It's not? Oh, I am ever so sorry!

    2- [Indian accent] What is this button for?

    3- Hello? Hello? I can't hear you!!

    4- Did you speak to me? Honey, this thing talks back!!!

    LOL I hope I made you laugh, darling :D!

    This was one fun post! I like your sense of humour :D!

    Cheers

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  2. Hey Max, and I like your sense of humor too, they all made me laugh, but I have to tell you the #4 made me really laugh, 'this thing talks back!!!', lol, lol, lol ... lol. I don't know what got into me these days, I think I am just happy...and I noticed that laughter, hugs and kisses been keeping me healthy...Thanks Max for visiting my story blob, hopeing to get back to writing again, as I been taking idea notes. Thanks again my dear, Anna :)

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  3. Hey Anna,

    You did say you needed to laugh, so I did my best LOL *bowing*!
    You are welcome, darling!

    When you get back to writing, I will be here to read it (I am a huge fan) :D!

    I am glad that you are so happy, Anna; you deserve it *tender face*!

    Have a blessed weekend!

    Cheers

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  4. hahaha thats so funny Anna... I love it..you are so funny its nice to find out about you .. well its good Matthew is growing now.. I will need your help with my coming Son.. 2 more months to go..

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  5. You too Max, have a blessed weekend. You always make me smile anyway, and this was nice treat, and I do to love your sense of humor. Thanks for being so loyal, I mean it, all your kind comments are and will be always and always appreciated. Anna :)

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  6. Angel, thanks. And I did not realize that you were that close, 2 months will fly by very fast. You keep up girl, you just don't know what you going to experience. I thought that loving and holding belly was it, but no, every day and every day love for your child will be stronger and stronger. Any help I can offer, let me know. Thanks again for visiting, and commenting, appreciated by me and Matthew, and what the heck my husband too, lol. Anna :)

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And now lets hear your blobbing, lol!